Going to Canada – Creators World
We have settled almost everything. I already paid 60% of the money. Once my visa is ready, I will complete the balance. I heard the agency is the best in town, helping people travel to Canada.
I honestly can’t wait to leave this sh^t hole of a country. I dream about it every night, starting a new life in Ontario. Wow!
Bro do you know Canada is the most black friendly place to stay in America. It’s just like you are still home. Nothing makes you feel like a stranger in a strange land.
See bro, as I am talking to you right now, I am talking to you from Canada. It’s only my mouth that is here with you. My spirit, soul, and body are already in Canada.
You guys should better start treating me well o.. So I will know how much of Canadian dollars I will be sending home when I finally settle down. Do you even know that…
“You are not going to Canada.”
Matthew heard those words like the rumbling sound of water. It ministered some headache to his head, but later disappeared. When he got his balance, he gently asked: “what did you say bro?”
“I said you are not going to Canada!”
“What does that mean bro?”
Everybody, I want to go to Canada; I want to go to UK; I want to go to America. If everybody leaves this country, who will stay back and fix things?
“Bro please touch you mouth, it’s as if it is paining you because I can’t hear what you are saying”.
My mouth is not paining me, see my dear..
Hold it there! I bind and I cast you in the Mighty name of Jesus!
Wait o.. Are you a witch, abi is wizard you are. Chai! What kind of enemy of progress are you!?
Who cares about staying here to fix things! What is there to fix sef? When people that have the tools to fix things are the ones even scattering and destroying things. Who am I to fix anything, who do I know? What do I have? I am nobody bro.
Biko stop that play. I hate expensive joke. If you want to stay, you can stay for all I care and be fixing the unfixable!
As for this Matthew you are seeing now, I, myself and my future family, we will go to Canada!
“See my dear, let me explain something,”
Don’t explain anything sir! In fact, this can cause eternal enmity between us. So biko, stop it already!
“No matter what you do in Canada, it will never be like home!”
I don’t have a home sir. I am homeless. See, if not that you are my elder brother, this thing that you are saying now, we would have fought! Serious fight. What kind of bad belle is all these na? Please respect yourself sir.
(Phone rings) Mat picks up in haste.
“Hello, Canada!, oh sorry, Cario, how are you?”
The End.
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Written by Mercy Omoregie