Hello Baba, Ekaro sir. My dear, how are you? Hmmm, I am not doing bad baba. But I am not happy.
You are not happy. Really! Is anybody disturbing you in this town of Lagos? Tell me let me give commands!
Baba, this Muslim-Muslim thing, is it actually the best?
Haa! Olumo! Is that why you are unhappy! When did you start bordering yourself with things like that?
Because I want us to win Baba.. I want you to win!
Forget it! I will not win!!
Haa!! Baba!! Why would you say a thing like that?
What did I say? You said you will not win.
No.. No… It is agbado, yam and cassava that will not win. What I am saying is that. Even if it was a Christian-Christain ticket, I still will not win!
Haa!! Baba, you are campaigning against yourself ohh, you should not be saying things like that! Are you no longer the jagaban of this city! Baba, you will win!! We will win Baba!!
If you people wanted us to win, why did you choose me as your flag bearer?
Haa! Because you paid us na. Baba, have you forgotten how much you paid us?
Even if I paid you, did the money uproot your sense? You people choose to punish me in my old age, my God will judge all of you!
Baba don’t talk like this. You are capable. You have our support! We are here for you Egbon! Besides, it’s your turn. I am only just concerned about this Muslim-Muslim thing.
There is nothing to be concerned about!
Really baba?
Yes!
Why sir?
Because I know just like all well-meaning Nigerians do that such mission is dead on arrival!
The End.
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