Inside the mind of every news.
Do you know any other community development project or impactful activities of ASUU except strike? No sir. Not at all. You mean all you know about ASUU is strike? Yes sir! Strike and thunder!
Wonderful! But wait, who exactly are they striking? Any human being that wants to school in Nigeria public institutions.
Is that so? I thought they were striking the government!
Hahahahahahaha… Rolls on the ground with severe laughter. Strike the government ke! Hahahahahahaha… Naija government na them dey strike ASUU. Really? Yes na! Nigeria government cannot be strike by any BODY!
How can ASUU strike someone whose children are schooling abroad? Is it a juju? Hahahahahahaha…
Wow! So what’s going to happen now?
If you ask me bros, na who I go ask?
How long has this been going on? Since forever sir. I think my grandfather experienced ASUU strike. My father certainly was striked by ASUU. Now it’s my turn.
Interesting. That means your future children should get prepared for ASUU strike. Sorry my brother, I was just thinking out loud.
Nawa o.. abeg that kind of thought should be kept inside the body. Haba!
Anyway, a friend of mine gave me some suggestions the other day. I’m beginning to think he is right.
What did he say? He said ASUU should solve their problem internally or forever remain a striking legend!
Really? Yes! How?
He said they should engage and leverage their ALUMNI bodies for funds. Then innovate activities that attract both local and foreign investment.
I see. Sounds good. Yeah. I have a better suggestion. Talk to me!
Nigeria government should send their children to public schools. The strikes will be over!!
The End.
See also: Ike Ekweremadu and his precious daughter
